The Heroes of the Just for Fun Room

In my travels across this expansive world, I have met many different people; some extraordinary, others less so. For every majestic king, there are hundreds of thousands of lowly vassals. Today, I would like to share with my peers the proud and the few that I have had the pleasure of meeting on Magic the Gathering Online. It takes a certain kind of person - a person with the tenacity to survive in the scorched environs of the Just for Fun room, a person with the courage to spit in the face of logic itself, a person with the integrity to sacrifice everything including their own pride just to beat booster scrubs in unranked casual play - to make this list. These are the Heroes of the Just for Fun room.

Supreme - troll decks (fows, armageddon, etc). blocks you if you win.

RushThatSpeaks - derivative stoneforge deck. will complain even if winning.

ryojimo - netdecks.

mvs1000 - bland large deck, will re-challenge with aluren netdeck if he loses.

bloom_meister - sore loser. will complain about cards that he himself runs.

Tiny_Spoon - netdecks, but blocks you if he loses.

Caparco - rude. horrible playing. will trash talk if he wins.

Blue Baboon - complete troll with a disturbing personality.

Arudis - OH guy. will trash talk/re-challenge with different (read: griefer) deck if he loses.

kejw - trash talker, derivative decks.

muggs76 - cloudpost eldrazi, but will complain about land destruction.

lowman02 - faeries, other netdecks.

Hatred - runs turn 2-3 decks, will concede any game that doesn't involve a perfect draw.

Pimbee5 - sits there and does nothing from turn 0. waste of time.

Mishra's Sweatshop - netdecks.

Punyhuman - will trash talk if he wins, blocks you if he loses. only plays 1 deck (ww).

god13 - netdecks.

Deathrax - runs death and t(hr)axes, will hang the game is he is losing.

Brainlessone - runs generic cloudpost with eldrazi, slaver. blocks you if you ld or win.

Fenris_B - generic cloudpost deck.

SavageMonkey - griefer decks.

davide2125661 - fows, jtms, thoughtseize, spell pierce.

funsize44 - fows, drains, libraries. self-fashioned "MTGO badass."

DrewHodges - "I want all my wins to be forfeits." no-win con griefer deck.

sealed deck - eldrazi posts, black vise, other netdecks.

KLH - griefer decks, will complain/trash-talk if losing, employs "physical threats."

virgin4lyfe - will most likely live up to his name. pure netdecks.

Mauri - only plays all-foil goodstuff decks and is a sore loser.

portman - netdeck/goodstuff deck, rematches weak players for easy wins.

marshall_applewhite - incompetent troll. brings eldrazi to games marked "no eldrazi," then offers, "block me scrub."

JAYerges - plays an elf/LD deck. if losing, hangs the game after declaring himself the winner.

Dilios - just an embarrassment to humanity.

lilsin_805 - netdeck troll. vault/key, landstill, etc, will defend his choices.

krazysang - brings flash/hulk to FFA games. hilariously immature profile message.

Mike123 - incredibly unimaginative decks, consistently hang games if losing.

YoursTruly - FFA goon. has something unpleasant to say about everyone. capitalizes random words. horrible player.

tutinoko2 - fows, jtms, mental misstep, wastelands, etc. concedes to any resistance.

andypbel - pure goodstuff decks, heavy ld, will concede if game lasts too long even if winning.

XxTommyDarkOxX - admitted in a pm to having a vulnerable ego, pure legacy netdecks, complains about vault/key.

ImpurestStewart - fows, jtms, etc.

BigWilly5555 - another self-fashioned "MTGO badass." entertaining to watch this guy dig himself into holes.

Mirificus - only plays tourney staples. usually observed beating down some poor new player's freebot deck. antisocial.

Providence - only plays vault/key. blocks you if you win.

ImKindaABigDeal - only plays vault/key. trolls with pms. douchebag screenname.