Dredge as a Way to Reconnect With One's Self

Who knew that a derivative netdeck could be so fulfilling, resonate so deeply with one's inner being?

Regrettably, on MTGO as in Life, Not Every Woman Is a Lady

LD is often the recourse of people with cash problems - not laudable, but occasionally understandable. But if you're able to afford Moxes and Burning Wishes...you're doing it to be a purposeful dick. Cheers Janet!

When Two Trolls Meet in the Woods

This is pretty gold. Check out the timestamps that show how often jwbx007 comes back after timelags for more, and how little effort he puts into his trolls.

The Heroes of the Just for Fun Room

In my travels across this expansive world, I have met many different people; some extraordinary, others less so. For every majestic king, there are hundreds of thousands of lowly vassals. Today, I would like to share with my peers the proud and the few that I have had the pleasure of meeting on Magic the Gathering Online. It takes a certain kind of person - a person with the tenacity to survive in the scorched environs of the Just for Fun room, a person with the courage to spit in the face of logic itself, a person with the integrity to sacrifice everything including their own pride just to beat booster scrubs in unranked casual play - to make this list. These are the Heroes of the Just for Fun room.

Supreme - troll decks (fows, armageddon, etc). blocks you if you win.

RushThatSpeaks - derivative stoneforge deck. will complain even if winning.

ryojimo - netdecks.

mvs1000 - bland large deck, will re-challenge with aluren netdeck if he loses.

bloom_meister - sore loser. will complain about cards that he himself runs.

Tiny_Spoon - netdecks, but blocks you if he loses.

Caparco - rude. horrible playing. will trash talk if he wins.

Blue Baboon - complete troll with a disturbing personality.

Arudis - OH guy. will trash talk/re-challenge with different (read: griefer) deck if he loses.

kejw - trash talker, derivative decks.

muggs76 - cloudpost eldrazi, but will complain about land destruction.

lowman02 - faeries, other netdecks.

Hatred - runs turn 2-3 decks, will concede any game that doesn't involve a perfect draw.

Pimbee5 - sits there and does nothing from turn 0. waste of time.

Mishra's Sweatshop - netdecks.

Punyhuman - will trash talk if he wins, blocks you if he loses. only plays 1 deck (ww).

god13 - netdecks.

Deathrax - runs death and t(hr)axes, will hang the game is he is losing.

Brainlessone - runs generic cloudpost with eldrazi, slaver. blocks you if you ld or win.

Fenris_B - generic cloudpost deck.

SavageMonkey - griefer decks.

davide2125661 - fows, jtms, thoughtseize, spell pierce.

funsize44 - fows, drains, libraries. self-fashioned "MTGO badass."

DrewHodges - "I want all my wins to be forfeits." no-win con griefer deck.

sealed deck - eldrazi posts, black vise, other netdecks.

KLH - griefer decks, will complain/trash-talk if losing, employs "physical threats."

virgin4lyfe - will most likely live up to his name. pure netdecks.

Mauri - only plays all-foil goodstuff decks and is a sore loser.

portman - netdeck/goodstuff deck, rematches weak players for easy wins.

marshall_applewhite - incompetent troll. brings eldrazi to games marked "no eldrazi," then offers, "block me scrub."

JAYerges - plays an elf/LD deck. if losing, hangs the game after declaring himself the winner.

Dilios - just an embarrassment to humanity.

lilsin_805 - netdeck troll. vault/key, landstill, etc, will defend his choices.

krazysang - brings flash/hulk to FFA games. hilariously immature profile message.

Mike123 - incredibly unimaginative decks, consistently hang games if losing.

YoursTruly - FFA goon. has something unpleasant to say about everyone. capitalizes random words. horrible player.

tutinoko2 - fows, jtms, mental misstep, wastelands, etc. concedes to any resistance.

andypbel - pure goodstuff decks, heavy ld, will concede if game lasts too long even if winning.

XxTommyDarkOxX - admitted in a pm to having a vulnerable ego, pure legacy netdecks, complains about vault/key.

ImpurestStewart - fows, jtms, etc.

BigWilly5555 - another self-fashioned "MTGO badass." entertaining to watch this guy dig himself into holes.

Mirificus - only plays tourney staples. usually observed beating down some poor new player's freebot deck. antisocial.

Providence - only plays vault/key. blocks you if you win.

ImKindaABigDeal - only plays vault/key. trolls with pms. douchebag screenname.