Tuesday 14 February 2012

MTGO Heroes: Slagheap


Slagheap is an old favorite. He won't play against any black decks, and is notorious for lying about his nonexistent game descriptions.

8:18 PM STANLEY_IPKISS keeps this hand.
8:18 PM slagheap keeps this hand.
8:18 PM STANLEY_IPKISS skips their draw step.
8:18 PM STANLEY_IPKISS plays Bojuka Bog.
8:18 PM slagheap has conceded from the game.
8:18 PM No legal targets to choose for Bojuka Bog's triggered ability.

8:19 PM Turn 2: EnlightenedDeath.
8:19 PM EnlightenedDeath plays Forest.
8:19 PM EnlightenedDeath casts Wellwisher.
8:19 PM slagheap:  sorry you joined wrong table
8:19 PM slagheap:  thisisn't tribal format
8:19 PM EnlightenedDeath:  you are not posting these things
8:19 PM slagheap:  no
8:19 PM slagheap:  yhou are playing tribal format
8:19 PM slagheap:  this isn't that format
8:19 PM slagheap:  you joined wrrong table
8:19 PM EnlightenedDeath:  i know but it also plays under classic rules also
8:19 PM slagheap:  you wnat tribal format
8:19 PM slagheap:  yep and if platying tribal in other formats your menat to strat your own table
8:19 PM slagheap:  you didn't do that
8:19 PM EnlightenedDeath:  i want classic format and people not to complain
8:19 PM slagheap:  so you joined wrong table as this isn't tribal format
8:19 PM slagheap:  thats start a classic format table for your tribal deck
8:19 PM EnlightenedDeath has conceded from the game.

8:20 PM Turn 1: gabberhavok.
8:20 PM gabberhavok plays Swamp.
8:20 PM slagheap has conceded from the game.

8:21 PM Turn 1: LouN.
8:21 PM LouN plays Island.
8:21 PM LouN casts Voltaic Key.
8:21 PM LouN casts Mox Opal.
8:21 PM LouN casts Ornithopter.
8:21 PM slagheap:  sorry asked for slow decks [No game description was posted]
8:21 PM slagheap:  0 cost craetures aren't slow
8:21 PM slagheap:  havea good day
8:21 PM LouN:  oh, didnt see that, i can switch if you want
8:21 PM slagheap:  bye
8:21 PM LouN has conceded from the game.

8:36 PM NO_Life casts Sol Ring.
8:36 PM slagheap:  this was posted for no artifacts [No game description was posted]
8:36 PM NO_Life:  oh sorry
8:36 PM slagheap:  ca't use sol ring in this game
8:36 PM NO_Life:  i didnt read
8:36 PM NO_Life:  umm
8:36 PM NO_Life:  may i use that 1 green mana from it then?
8:36 PM slagheap:  k
8:37 PM NO_Life:  this game wont work if i cant use artifacts lol
8:37 PM slagheap casts Fertile Ground targeting Selesnya Sanctuary.
8:37 PM Turn 4: NO_Life.
8:37 PM NO_Life casts Impulse.
8:37 PM NO_Life:  ya...
8:37 PM NO_Life:  this a a artifact based deck my friend
8:37 PM NO_Life:  so... b/c i cant read may i concede to you?
8:37 PM slagheap:  bye

3 comments:

  1. I hate this asshat. We meet again 17 aug 2012


    9:30 PM slagheap: this wa sposted ofr slow decks
    9:30 PM NO_Life: no lol
    9:31 PM slagheap: craeting creatures for free every turn that can be saced for extar mana
    9:31 PM slagheap: thats not slow
    9:31 PM NO_Life: ...you posted slow decks?
    9:31 PM slagheap: this was posted for slow decks
    9:32 PM NO_Life: your a liar
    9:32 PM slagheap: look in main chat
    9:32 PM slagheap: posted it twice before game started
    9:32 PM NO_Life: i dont read main chat
    9:33 PM NO_Life: post in your own game desc or dont complain
    9:33 PM slagheap: well the restitions are allowe din there
    9:33 PM slagheap: so you should
    9:33 PM slagheap: game description cuts off
    9:33 PM slagheap: no one post there any more
    9:33 PM slagheap: as no one can see it
    9:33 PM NO_Life: i extend them if i see words
    9:33 PM slagheap: good for you
    9:33 PM slagheap: no one else does
    9:33 PM slagheap: and post restrictyions are legal in chat as well
    9:33 PM NO_Life: well post it also in your game desc or dont say things were posted
    9:33 PM slagheap: if you don't liek it contact wotc
    9:34 PM slagheap: and they made the game
    9:34 PM NO_Life: main chat can be for 1000 plus games... in this lobby
    9:34 PM slagheap: and said restrtion sare allowed in chat
    9:34 PM slagheap: yep and oyu can start your own table if you don't like toi read
    9:34 PM NO_Life: i was in a pm w/ a friend so main chat wasnt even up
    9:34 PM slagheap: but if you do decided to join you agree to any posted restrictions for that game
    9:34 PM slagheap: then thats your fault not mine
    9:34 PM slagheap: as i posted it where its allwoed
    9:35 PM NO_Life: dont assume. if your gonna use the excuse of posing do it on your game, you tool, as well as main chat
    9:35 PM NO_Life: finish this game or concede
    9:35 PM slagheap: good idea and you read descriptn and main chat
    9:35 PM NO_Life: sure
    9:35 PM slagheap: oh wait you dion't bother
    9:35 PM slagheap: so neither did i
    9:35 PM NO_Life: and wtf is a slow deck anyways
    9:35 PM NO_Life: lying noob
    9:35 PM NO_Life: finish this or concede
    9:36 PM slagheap: lol you don't know what a slow dekc is and oyu call me a noob LOL
    9:36 PM NO_Life: let me construct a shitty deck for you to beat?
    9:36 PM NO_Life: is that what your looking for
    9:36 PM slagheap: why would i concedeas you forfieted no t me
    9:37 PM NO_Life: wrong. No game description on the game therefore no restiction on the game.... i would of abided to any if you posted
    9:37 PM NO_Life: but spamming in main chat isnt gonna get me to read anything
    9:37 PM slagheap: then you need to contact wotc and get them yo change their rules as you said they have to lol
    9:38 PM NO_Life: their rules have nothing to say about spamming game restrictions in a public lobby

    9:45 pm slagheap lost the game due to inaction.

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  3. Another classic from the heapster:
    9:15 PM slagheap: thisis only room that wotc said they are allwoed and legal
    9:15 PM Mezer: I have no clue what you just said.
    9:15 PM slagheap: thisis the only room where posted restrictiosn are allowed and legal
    9:16 PM slagheap: and thats from wotc
    9:16 PM slagheap: and they own the game
    9:16 PM Mezer: Alright, so what happens if you break them?
    9:16 PM Mezer: These restrictions?
    9:16 PM slagheap: most concede as they just made a mistake
    9:16 PM slagheap: some just insist on cheating
    9:16 PM slagheap: like you are doing
    9:16 PM Mezer: I just noticed that you are doing absolutely nothing.
    9:17 PM Mezer: Your timer is running. Do you want to play?
    9:17 PM slagheap: i'm in anorther agmea s you forfieted our one
    9:17 PM Mezer: I didn't forfeit this game.
    9:17 PM slagheap: tou played a ratifact
    9:17 PM slagheap: game wa sposted no artifacts
    9:17 PM Mezer: You didn't write anything in the game description.
    9:17 PM slagheap: sio yes you did
    9:17 PM slagheap: don't have to can be posted in chat
    9:17 PM slagheap: and it was
    9:17 PM slagheap: but you already know that

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