MTGO Heroes: Willythenilly

These are all consecutive games. Well, if you can call them games. Edits for clarification in square brackets, but otherwise these are verbatim reports.

11:48 PM Willythenilly:  blocked for using the most hqated commander in the game
11:48 PM Willythenilly:  i just want you to know you're a sad human being for needing to usde uril for fiun

11:53 PM Willythenilly:  blocked for monoblue deck

11:53 PM JWTucker chooses Sliver Overlord as their commander.
11:53 PM Willythenilly chooses to play first.
11:53 PM Willythenilly has conceded from the game.

11:55 PM dogaces chooses Teneb, the Harvester as their commander.
11:55 PM Willythenilly chooses to play first.
11:55 PM Willythenilly keeps this hand.
11:55 PM dogaces mulligans to 6 cards.
11:55 PM Willythenilly has conceded from the game.

12:01 AM Turn 1: MadOlaf.
12:01 AM MadOlaf plays Snow-Covered Swamp.
12:01 AM MadOlaf casts Pulse Tracker.
12:01 AM Willythenilly has conceded from the game.

12:04 AM Gentlemanic chooses Malfegor as their commander.
12:04 AM Willythenilly chooses to play first.
12:04 AM Willythenilly has conceded from the game.

12:07 AM __ProPheT__ chooses Azami, Lady of Scrolls as their commander.
12:07 AM __ProPheT__ chooses to play first.
12:07 AM __ProPheT__ keeps this hand.
12:07 AM Willythenilly:  blocked
12:07 AM __ProPheT__:  ?
12:07 AM __ProPheT__:  what did i do?
12:07 AM Willythenilly:  YOU HAVE THE NUMBER ONE MSOT HATED COMMANDER IN THE GAME
12:07 AM __ProPheT__:  do i ? i have no idea i literally just started this format today
12:07 AM Willythenilly:  AZAMIO IS THE MOST BROKEN COMMANDER IN THE GAME

12:09 AM Willythenilly chooses Rubinia Soulsinger as their commander.
12:09 AM Alturiak chooses Animar, Soul of Elements as their commander.
12:09 AM Alturiak chooses to play first.
12:09 AM Willythenilly has conceded from the game.

12:09 AM Willythenilly chooses Rubinia Soulsinger as their commander.
12:09 AM Seatown chooses Kagemaro, First to Suffer as their commander.
12:09 AM Willythenilly chooses to play first.
12:09 AM Willythenilly has conceded from the game.

12:14 AM elderurza85 casts Dissipate targeting Mirari's Wake.
12:14 AM Willythenilly:  blocked
12:14 AM elderurza85:  i see
12:14 AM Willythenilly:  it's bad enough you're playing an op commander [Sharuum the Hegemon]
12:14 AM Willythenilly:  you should hat least have the deceny not to run a bunch ofr counters
12:14 AM Willythenilly:  i pity your family for having to live with you

12:20 AM OkentheBard casts Helm of Possession.
12:20 AM Willythenilly has conceded from the game. [Note that Willy’s own commander is Rubinia Soulsinger, a creature that steals other creatures.]

12:40 AM Turn 7: CovenantHunter6.
12:40 AM CovenantHunter6 plays Swamp.
12:40 AM CovenantHunter6 casts Septic Rats.
12:40 AM Willythenilly:  blocked for infect
12:40 AM CovenantHunter6:  Huh?
12:40 AM Elspeth, Knight-Errant is being attacked by: Vorosh, the Hunter
12:40 AM Willythenilly:  blocked for infect
12:40 AM Willythenilly:  do you not unederstand that?
12:40 AM Willythenilly casts Condemn targeting Vorosh, the Hunter.
12:40 AM CovenantHunter6:  No I don't lol, do you mean Infect doesn't work on you?
12:40 AM Willythenilly:  no, i mean i'm blocking you for using infect in a commander game
12:40 AM CovenantHunter6:  Okay...
12:40 AM Turn 8: Willythenilly.
12:40 AM Willythenilly:  DO YOU KNOW WHAT INFECT DOES?
12:40 AM CovenantHunter6 casts Pestermite.
12:40 AM Willythenilly:  INFECT QARTERS THE GAME
12:40 AM CovenantHunter6:  Okay, calm down.
12:40 AM CovenantHunter6 puts triggered ability from Pestermite onto the stack targeting Rubinia Soulsinger ( When Pestermite enters the battlefield, you may tap or untap target permanent.).
12:40 AM Willythenilly:  YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES
12:40 AM Willythenilly:  AND YOU STILL USE IT
12:40 AM CovenantHunter6:  I have a few Infect creatures, calm down
12:40 AM CovenantHunter6 taps Rubinia Soulsinger.
12:40 AM Willythenilly:  infect breaks the game
12:40 AM Willythenilly:  do you not get that?
12:40 AM Willythenilly activates ability of Elspeth, Knight-Errant (Put a 1/1 white Soldier token onto the battlefield).
12:40 AM CovenantHunter6:  It doesn't at all lol
12:40 AM Willythenilly:  hurhurhur
12:40 AM Willythenilly:  do you think a game beign won in ten damave over 21 or 40 doesnt break the game?
12:40 AM CovenantHunter6:  You know what, you have fun being ignorant and go ahead and block me, I'm gonna go play with someone else.
12:40 AM CovenantHunter6 has conceded from the game.

12:43 AM Mezlok chooses Balthor the Defiled as their commander.
12:43 AM Mezlok chooses to play first.
12:43 AM Mezlok keeps this hand.
12:43 AM Willythenilly:  blocked
12:43 AM Willythenilly has conceded from the game.

Bonus Track

12:47 AM DJElkind casts Damia, Sage of Stone.
12:48 AM DJElkind:  wait
12:48 AM DJElkind:  derp
12:48 AM DJElkind has conceded from the game.